Entirely Benign, Appropriate Things That Make You Seethe

At the beach that I frequent, unattractive people greatly outnumber attractive people of my preferred gender. Once in a while, however, I’ll have a good vantage point where I can view one or more of the attractive people. Fairly often, ugly overweight people will plop themselves down on the sand right in between me and the people of interest, completely ruining my view.

Another problem I have with the beach is how many obnoxious little kids there are, but I won’t get any further into that right now.