This thread in Cafe Society, about the merits of three great epic songs from three great bands, gave me the idea for this tournament.
One’s definition of “epic” may vary somewhat, but I think we call all agree that an epic song demands some length. I therefore arbitrarily set a minimum of 5 minutes for a song to qualify as epic. “Greatness” is also rather subjective. Rather than try to come up my own biased list of songs and possibly miss a few great songs, I used Rolling Stone’s list of 500 Greatest Songs of All Time. With one exception, I just took the first 64 songs on the list that were longer than 5 minutes. (The exception was “I Believe I Can Fly” by R. Kelly, which struck me as being unbelievably lame. I replaced it with “Smoke on the Water” by Deep Purple.)
So here they are, 64 epic songs for the Teeming Millions to vote on. Divisions were determined randomly. Seedings were determined by the song’s place on the RS500. May the most epic song win!
Division A
1 Hey Jude - The Beatles
16 I Feel Love - Donna Summer
2 Layla - Derek And The Dominos
15 Tiny Dancer - Elton John
3 Tangled Up In Blue - Bob Dylan
14 Baba O’Riley - The Who
4 Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin
13 Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine - James Brown
5 Suspicious Minds - Elvis Presley
12 Cortez The Killer - Neil Young
6 Both Sides Now - Joni Mitchell
11 Stan - Eminem
7 The Thrill Is Gone - B.B. King
10 Walk This Way - Run DMC
8 Planet Rock - Afrika Bambaataa & The Soul Sonic Force
9 Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley
Division B
1 Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin
16 Enter Sandman - Metallica
2 Light My Fire - The Doors
15 White Room - Cream
3 You Can’t Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones
14 I Cant Make You Love Me - Bonnie Raitt
4 Mr. Tambourine Man - Bob Dylan
13 That’s The Way Of The World - Earth Wind & Fire
5 Won’t Get Fooled Again - The Who
12 Da Ya Think I’m Sexy? - Rod Stewart
6 Purple Rain - Prince
11 Love Shack - The B-52’s
7 Lust For Life - Iggy Pop
10 Good Times - Chic
8 Papa Was A Rollin’ Stone - The Temptations
9 Desolation Row - Bob Dylan
Division C
1 Like A Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan
16 Smoke On The Water - Deep Purple
2 What’d I Say Parts I & II - Ray Charles
15 Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve
3 A Day In The Life - The Beatles
14 Wild Horses - The Rolling Stones
4 Heroes - David Bowie
13 Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
5 The Boxer - Simon & Garfunkel
12 Iron Man - Black Sabbath
6 Kashmir - Led Zeppelin
11 Like a Prayer - Madonna
7 Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
10 Paranoid Android - Radiohead
8 Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
9 Rapper’s Delight - The Sugar Hill Gang
Division D
1 Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
16 Visions of Johanna - Bob Dylan
2 Sympathy For The Devil - The Rolling Stones
15 Whipping Post - The Allman Brothers Band
3 Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon & Garfunkel
14 Marquee Moon - Television
4 Hotel California - The Eagles
13 The End - The Doors
5 Love And Happiness - Al Green
12 Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
6 Voodoo Child (Slight Return) - The Jimi Hendrix Experience
11 Pictures Of You - The Cure
7 Maggie May - Rod Stewart
10 Sweet Child O’ Mine - Guns N’ Roses
8 Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O’Connor
9 Lose Yourself - Eminem