OK. I’d like to apologize. Its just that I really thought (and I think a lot of guys do) that she’s pretty damn cool and that her husband is pretty damn lucky.
Personally, I think that she could be part of one of the BEST skits SNL has Never Done:
“Coming Home to Erin Burnett”
Lucky-Ass Husband - “Hi, Erin, I’m home! So, what’s for dinner?”
Erin - "Whats for dinner? That seems to be a topic brought up all too often by couples with two jobs. Here to discuss it tonight, we have:
…from The Food Network, we have… Guy Fieri…
…from The Rachel Ray show… we have… Rachel Ray…
…just off of her book signing tour, we have… Martha Stewart…
…and just off the boat from the UK we have… Chef Gordon Ramsay…
~cue discussion~
Lucky-Ass Husband - “You know, Erin, I find this Incredibly Hot when you panel-guest me. When these folks are gone, I Swear I’m going to yank down your little black dress & hose and I’m going to love you like I haven’t since that night on the beach on our Honey-Moon!
I have No Idea if any form of birth control can handle the night of passion I have in store for You!!!”
Erin - " You know, that’s a topic that is worthy of discussion too, so before we get into it, let me introduce our panel guests.
…from Hustler Magazine… we have …Larry Flynt…
…from Penthouse Global Media Inc… we have Kelly Holland…
…from Playboy Enterprises, we have… CEO Cooper Hefner…
…and to offer a point of view that will totally and completely discourage sex… we have… Sean Hannity…
~cue discussion~