European stereotypes of other European nationalities

Factual Questions
1

I’m reading the reviews of Goldmember and they all say the title character is a Dutch guy, and there are a lot of anti-Dutch jokes and most reviewers don’t seem to get them. I’ll probably see this movie eventually and I want to know what European stereotypes of the Dutch are. Furthermore, what about the English, French, Spaniards, Germans, Italians, Belgians, Swiss, and pretty much any other country on that side of the pond. Just like how we Americans have the crass Northerner, inbred Southerner, naive Midwesterner and lazy West Coaster, what are your common stereotypes?

2

Heaven is a place where:
The lovers are Italian
The cooks are French
The mechanics are German
The police are English
The government is run by the Swiss

Hell is a place where:
The lovers are Swiss
The cooks are English
The mechanics are French
The police are German
The government is run by the Italians

3

Well! How eurocentric of you!

Here’s a similar styled joke about us Latin Americans:

The 16 Latin-American Miracles:

  1. A humble Argentinean
  2. A black Chilean
  3. A white Dominican
  4. An aggressive Costa Rican
  5. A happy Bolivian
  6. A well-mannered Peruvian
  7. A Salvadoran pacifist
  8. An inoffensive Panamanian
  9. An intelligent Puerto Rican
  10. An intellectual Honduran
  11. An honest Colombian
  12. A sincere Mexican
  13. A speedy Nicaraguan
  14. A disciplined Venezuelan
  15. A workaholic Brazilian
  16. A mute Cuban

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