Fine, but let’s call it the Canada of Earth.
Hey now! That’s just … not … shut up.
I have to hand it to some participants in this thread for the intestinal fortitude shown in giving a sorta straight response to the OP. Having a weaker mind, I misinterpreted the join date and username “Israel Goldstein” combined with an anti-Aryan whinge as a sincere attempt to incite a trainwreck. I really am shocked there wasn’t some included plea for Johnny Galecki’s religious preference.
You have exceeded the allotted number of question marks. The correct number is 4. 4 question marks is the allotted number. Your membership in the EU has been revoked.
When did Iran join the EU?
Naw: The USA deserves that honor: we are the ones who sacrificed most of the money and blood to free so many countries: Iraq, Afghanistan, Bosnia, etc. True ethics and morality derive from the USA.
You got something against my name? I like my name. Plus, I take pride in the fact that when the next terrorist comes looking for someone to kill, I will be the first target; by the time they are done with me, hopefully the police will have neutralized the threat. 
Colorado is depressing to me: I prefer urban life, which is why I live in Manhattan.
Heh, that was my first thought too, mainly due to me being a big fan of the Belisarius alt-history sci fi series. Iran = Aryan comes up prominently.
The European Union believes that Iranians are not true Aryans: skin is too dark. Ignorance abounds . . .
There is no such thing as race, as Clinton announced with the conclusion of the Human Genome Project.
I wish there was a way for me to upload my picture so people can tell me if they think I am pretty or not . . .
How does one become an Aryan (true or otherwise)?
It requires a magic wand, especially since the whole concept of “race” is a fairy tale . . .
Well, if it’s not real, then how do you know only Aryans can join the EU?
If being dark skinned makes you not an Aryan, and being not an Aryan means you don’t belong in the EU, then how did Greeks and Spainiards and similar swarthy types get in?
Poor U.N. It’s trying so hard and no one even has given it a mention. Be careful or they might issue you a sternly worded censure.
Because if we do the disembodied head of Richard Nixon will be elected President.
Earth Union, Earth Union.
Will you be mine?
I don’t think we can have the United States of Earth until we also have states on the moon and Mars.
Then we can get to work on a United Federation of Planets.
That is quite amusing: I also like Futurama. 
They never should have discontinued it.
Fifty years since we visited the moon? Let’s work on something more achievable, like the United States of Earth. We simply add one country at a time. Mexico seems like the best first candidate, then Puerto Rico, Cuba, and Canada.