We’re Dutch! We’re happy! We’re stoned off our asses!
Good backup singers, though.
Erin likes this one.
That guitarist gave me an awful scare when he started singing. I thought the Jacksons had been brought on stage.
Do you know what’s really sad? For a German candidate he is clearly above average.
Wogan: “It’s 29 years since the Netherlands won Eurovision. Make that 30.”
This German song reminds me of summut.
COMB-OVER ALERT! COMB-OVER ALERT!
Not a bad tune though.
Tonight’s theme: Unibrows ?
“True love won’t be afraid of no-one”? What kind of grammar is that?
And has the German singer glued his eyelids shut or what?
Albania: who needs stage presence when you’ve got eyebrows like that?
Ha, I hadn’t even seen Saitou’s post when I wrote that.
If those backup singers do a Bucks Fizz I’m outta here.
Yeah, you could turn the German guy’s head upside-down and he’d look the same.
The Albanian woman seems to have finally hit her stride, although her backing singers look like they escaped from a School Disco.
And I’ve now added the phrase “saucy baggage” to my vocabulary and intend to use it at the earliest opportunity.
Ähm, interesting
Here’s a number from Conan: The Musical.
Holy <censored>, it’s a Ukrainian biker gang! Live! On stage!
It’s always a worry when the leading man has bigger tits than the lady.
Ethno-Techno is so 1992.
Weyhey! Terry’s pissed already!
The Ukranian song is pretty catchy, but was obviously written by a non-English speaker. And apparently is being sung by Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Choreography and costumery: Good.
Song: Kinda.
They’ll probably win, just for having a singer who looks exactly like Catherine Zeta Jones (and seems about as articulate).
Fuckable, but madder than a sack o’cats.
wearing panicable ties.
John Leslie’s career is Croatia wasn’t harmed by the allegations after all.