Croatian Ratboy in a suit. Interesting.
Croatia: another unibrow, another cast of backup singers with all the charisma of Dawn of the Dead extras.
although he did have to resort to ripping off Blakes 7 theme for the chorus.
The closed captioning is obviously not programmed for Terry’s increasing level of inebriation, as it just dubbed this the “corrosion song” (rather that “Croatian song”).
Croatia: I feel like I should be dressed up, sitting at a tiny round table drinking an overpriced cocktail with a ridiculous name.
For the record, there’s nowt wrong with unibrows.
Shut up.
bosnia!!! Gay Disco song. watch background dancers
Camper than a row of tents, that man.
There is no God. I don’t care how much algebra Lib uses.
watch background dancers, they’re more masculine than the lead singer.
Even the Irish commentator was slagging the Croatian entry.
Bosnia wins my first “unspeakably vile” award of the night.
More mince than Tesco.
Oh shit, scary hosts.
Aaaaah! The scary clown lady is back!
Somehow I don’t think we’re likely to see cheering throngs in Trafalgar Square.
I feel like i’m living in a duran duran video
was that mr spock hosting ?
Let’s say I am a singer, figure skater or circus acrobat, where do I buy a dress like this?
Belgium: “One Life” but unfortunately not one key. Ouch.
“With your eyes beneath your skin, I feel the pain you’re in.” Yes, that would hurt a bit.
You know when someone was saying it’s a shame how everyone sings in English?
Lyrics like these are why.
Avril Lavigne and the incredible hulk on the same stage! incredible!
Oh, Russia’s up.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Mommy! Those funny men are scaring meeeeeee!
Last year we had Russian lesbians, this year we have a Russian Lavigne.
It’s just not the same thing dammit.