I want to know how someone decended from Vikings can be such a big girl’s blouse.
Oohh looks like Iceland are taking over the usual Norway role … Nil Points!!
I dunno, I thought he was kinda cute.
Oh FUCK the McFaddens are there. I’m officially committing suicide now.
Were white coats de rigeur tonight or what?
Sorry, Twisty, but this is shite. Bring back “My Lovely Horse”.
Ah, the wink. Bet the girls love that when he’s singing on karaoke night.
Note the embarrassed silence from the Ireland based Dopers.
Hey! How bout that Poland!
Norskie commentator again: “You know how some songs are so irritating that they sound like a buzz saw going full speed just inches from your ear? Right, here it is.”
Judging from the consistently sharp singing, I’m guessing the Irish guy had a monitor problem.
It’s another Cheeky Girl wannabe and another bunch of men in white coats.
That’s a very nice top she almost has on.
I want them to win for the brass section alone. Come on folks, it takes guts to look that stoooopid on international television.
the tights, the prostitue…the…the…words fails me
Phhhhhbt. Three times. And one of them was Jahn Teigen, so that shouldn’t even count, dammit.
That bloke better hurry up singing, he’s still got several packages to deliver.
The Polish singer is singing in Spanish?!?
Actually I walked past a “Polist-Mexican bistro” earlier today. I can’t think of a more disparate pairing, but there ya go.
Oh Christ, it’s the Uk entry next.
UK bloke looked frighteningly like Cliff Richard in closeup.
Well, I suppose the UK entry can at least sing this year 
I still want the Ukraine to win, even if she was a wannabe Xena!
UK: Not so much a haircut as one of those facehuggers from Alien on his head. And a lavender suit – obviously very secure in his masculinity.
Cyprussssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cyprus: Wow – nasal, but talented. And the audience have shut up, which suggests she’ll do well in the voting.
On an unrelated note, no disrespect to the Cypriots but their flag looks like it has a big piss stain on it.
Nah, I give her 10 points … all from Greece.