Eurovision: am I on my own?

Turkish ska? Who’d’ve thunk?

Huh - Turkish ska.

The Turkish guys have been watching Madness videos, I see…

OOOh and the controversial political statement!

This is really bad, but I kind of like it anyway.

Wow! Since when where the Turks into ska!

Thank og circus only comes once a year

Tattoos, tartan trousers, ska, and someone’s girlfriend as a dancer. Very weird.

Yow - scary hair!

“I know that sometimes I am looking foolish”
You ain’t kidding lady

Romania: worst hair, best pecs.

Romania - Mad Max: Beyond the thunderbrothel.

I held a long silence to respect the loss of any irish credibility in this competition.

Kim Wilde wants her hair back, something about Mary?

The longer I think about it, the better will a golden net shirt match with the white tux I’ll buy on monday.

did she borrow that frock from the Serbian bird?

Swedish lyrics: … nah too easy

Yes, having a mike stand between your legs will really hurt, lady.

“It hurts”

indeed it does.
I think she got the mic pole in the wrong place.

A bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy little tune to share her pain with the world.

Oh dear.

You can get the Swedish singer’s dress for £29.99 from the Gratten catalogue.

Oh damn – I was hoping he was going to clock the sacry clown lady with that stick.