HAHAHAHA Ayesha you are too much!!! What a hilarious wake up for me this morning. Keep it up, who knows maybe we’ll all watch you performing at the grammy’s one day and PCW and I will dance across the stage in our crackwhore uniforms.
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Awww, screw it. Here’s the Mike Masterson theme song, set to The Love Boat: (keeping in mind that he’s a well hung, anal sex curious, millionare)
Mike Mastersoooooon
Soon will be making another run
To prison, hoping someone will Roger his bum
Set a course for adventure, his mind on some new romance…
And size…won’t matter anymore
He’s a millionare…he can buy a whore…
Lawyers in court rooms attacking poor pro se’s
Doctors in clinics saying “You must do as I say”
Posters in GQ asking “What can this mean?”
These are a few of Ray’s favorite things.
When his nail breaks,
When his threads move,
When he’s feeling sad.
Ray simply rants 'bout his favorite things
And then he won’t feeeeeeeeeeel so bad.
Sue from El Paso
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
Mikey got hit with a bucket o’ ****,
And the baaannnnddd plaaayyyyed onnnnnnnn.
He rolled 'cross the floor, and then right out the door,
And we cheered him onnnnn.
'Cause he’s so damned appealing
Our senses are reeling,
We’re screaming out “Please post no moorrrre!”
He’s a putz and a twit,
and that’s not half of it,
He’s a screaming booorrre…
EVERYBODY SING!
Mikey got hit…
Lacey “Casey got hit with a bucket o’ ****
and the baaannnnddd plaaayyed onnnnnnn…”
