Ever been an empty seat filler at the Academy awards?

I remember reading about this years ago, but haven’t heard much about it lately.

Apparently, they hire people to go sit in empty seats whenever someone goes to the bathroom or wherever.

Ever done this? What was it like?

No, but my good friend Cosmo Kramer was. (Or was that the Tony’s?)

Beat me to it! And it was the Tonys - he fake won for “Scarsdale Surprise.”

Word is that he even watched the sun rise at Liza’s.