It was featured on Secret Passages today on the History Channel, and I found it intriguing.
If any of y’all have ever been, can you give me a capsule review and an idea of what I might expect to spend? Sounds like a great weekend getaway. (Pun intended:D)
It is the kind of place that is fun to go to once, but you need someone who has been there before to take you because it is completely unmarked with any signage of any king. It’s just a nondescript door in a brick wall. Inside it is kind of flashy, with things to look at on every wall. The bathrooms I remember to be dangerous places.
As I said, it is the kind of place everyone should see once, it is fun. But I doubt that it’s the kind of bar that has “regulars” who show up every weekend, unless they are easily amused.
If you don’t know the password, you have to do something embarassing the staff comes up with and when you get to enter, you find that it was on camera for the patrons to watch.
Three years ago there was some construction across the street, so I wouldn’t recognize the alley again. I know it’s close to the Hilton downtown so I’m sure a brief conversation with the concierge would lead to it.
The Safe House has a very patriotic theme; there is a room filled with tributes to Wisconsin’s Medal of Honor winners, and the theme drink you buy for your boss is the “Hail to the Chief”, complete with theme music and an American flag that drops down from behind the bar.
The bar is a gag that most locals have long since tired of, but as an infrequent visitor I find it a hoot.
Make sure you say hi to Moneypenny at the door from her old flame Kakkerlak.