Yes, they do make a mess. But yum. Just tell the young’uns to never try to cook anything that is in a sealed container, and the sealed container includes the skin of anything that may have airspace inside.
I’m not sure I would trust a microwave oven to give a blowjob, even if that was a feature.
Wow! I had the same idea. Luckily the egg actually cooked. Must have been because I used one of those microwave safe glass containers?
BTW the egg tasted terrible. Don’t try this at home!
Our previous microwave died with extreme enthusiasm. I pressed start one day to be rewarded with a fzzzzZZZZZZZZPOP!!
Followed by that electric ozone burn odor that most of us are familiar with.