Luis Bunuel: Life is surreal and inexplicable.
Kelly and Donen: Gotta Dance! And Sing.
Billy Wilder: Let’s get cynical. With a happy ending.
John Huston: Things just don’t work out, for no particular reason.
Excepting Sunset Boulevard.
And “Ace in the Hole”.
Quentin Tarantino: Oooh-look at me-I’m so clever, I’m so clever!
Coen Brothers: Bleak period drama involving a crime gone wrong / Quirky period drama involving a crime gone wrong / Repeat
Quentin Tarantino: A bunch of morally-bankrupt people kill each other for no good reason.
Quentin Tarantino - “Who is going to make it to the end of movie alive? Nope. Guess again.”
Roland Emmerich: Once-interesting actors struggle to escape worldwide disaster which centers on the world’s most recognizable landmarks.
Christopher Nolan - Old story, new twist.
Quentin Tarantino - Blood, guts, and a scene to satisfy my foot fetish.
Oliver Stone - Major event from the sixties + conspiracy/violence = profit!
George Lucas - Take a previously loved story or character, and add the dullest backstory/new plot you can muster.
James Cameron: Come with me if you want to live.
George Lucas: If at first you succeed, keep at it until you get it completely wrong.
Ron Howard: For those who like Stephen Speilberg but find his movies a little offensive.
Adam McKay: Two hours of Will Farrel acting like a jackass.
Quintan Terantino: Two hours of the coolest criminal lowlifes sitting around talking shit interrupted by brief periods of three-way gunfights.
Robert Rodriques: Donde esta Quintan Terantino?
Clint Eastwood: In all the confustion, I can’t remember if I won four Oscars or five…feel lucky PUNK?! WELL DO YOU!!?