Every Where I Go I'm Pregnant (Slogans Expectant Mothers on T-Shirts)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I was watching reruns of Degrassi Junior High, Spike a 14 year old girl gets pregnant and she’s talking to Shane the equally young father.

Shane tells her he’s trying to help, but Spike insists, he has it easy as he can pretend it didn’t happen. She says, he wants to help, as long as it isn’t inconvenient. And she’s scared, but he’s just scared of his parents finding out.

Then she says, “I can’t ignore it like you, every where I go I’m pregnant.”

I just couldn’t help but laugh.

I know the situation isn’t funny but I think that would be such a cool saying for a pregnant lady to wear on a t-shirt.

So ladies and gent what would you think would be some funny saying for pregnant ladies to have printed on the t-shirts they wear

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I always wanted a shirt for the first trimester that said “Just a Little Bit”.

…because people always insist you can’t be just a little bit pregnant. Oh, yes, yes you can. When you can still tie your own shoes, you’re just a little bit pregnant. When you can’t *see *your shoes, you’re a *lot *pregnant.

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You don’t touch my belly and I don’t kick your ass.
Deal?

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I just saw a wonderful sign on the door at a maternity store.

On the door it said PUSH, because, of course, you had to push the door to go in.

Underneath this they hasd taped a sign:

I know you can do it!

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For the lady sci-fi fans, “Let’s Hope It’s Not A Chestburster” with the xenomorph from Alien as a background.

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I saw one once that had the “BUMP” road sign on it. I snirked.

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My wife and I work at the same property management company.

For our second, I made up a t-shirt showing an “Order to Vacate” by the due date, as if pinned to the abdominal area. Haw, haw, haw.

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I’ve never understood people’s compulsion to touch pregnant women’s bellies. I have a belly too but you don’t see people clamoring to feel me up do you? DO YOU?

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+1, heck, +Aleph-nought. Not only will people come up and randomly touch a pregnant woman’s belly, people will come up and touch a baby - both WITHOUT ASKING! :smack: MamaZappa nearly took the arm off of some idiot who tried touching the infant MoonUnit WITHOUT ASKING, shortly after we got our baby home from the NICU. An adult idiot, not a two year old. Since we let the idiot live, I hope she learned something from the furious mother bear growl “Don’t touch my baby!!!”

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As a woman who is due (although having contractions since last night) in 2 weeks, I am totally behind the “Everywhere I go i’m Pregnant”… man, I wish I could leave it all at home sometimes.

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Probably for the same reason people like to rub the head of bald men. At least they did before it was popular to shave your head. I recall in the 80s I got a crew cut and people were asking, “Can I rub your head.”

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Fun fact: When you’re 5’4" and shaved, they don’t bother to ask.

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I like the one that has the little progress bar and says “loading, please wait”

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A friend had one made that said “Yeah, I put out ----- how did you know?”

Loved it!