Congrats!
That does it. does a hoochie coochie dance to blow the roof off the muthafucka You been served.
Wow! I just tried to find ‘the dolphin’ on you tube, and it doesn’t exist! Only the worm! I’m completely wrong. Did I make up the name dolphin?? I remember I could only do it on the mattresses the boys had pulled into the back yard. That gave me the bounce I needed. I swore it was called the dolphin. What the?
That dude in the video was crazy. That was crazy.
Well, you obviously need to invent a dance called The Dolphin. Bonus points if you can work tuna fishers in there somehow. 
I didn’t want to give congratulations until after the new lease was signed - congratulations! May you never experience such a lousy, frustrating thing as your waste of skin landlord again!
Wow. I’m so glad it worked out; personally, I figured it would, but not so quickly. I’m so thrilled for you and mr. pbbth. Moving makes me nuts, but I’m sure you two couldn’t be more thrilled to be moving all of your stuff!
[dances happily] Congratulations on your new digs
We didn’t think it would work out so quickly either! The woman I found to work with has been a dream. I explained to her what we were looking for and why we needed it so quickly and she immediately went to work finding us the best possible place. She also took down my landlord’s name and advised that her agency would put him on their blacklist and will never show one of his buildings. She came by my office to pick up paperwork and deposits so I wouldn’t have to trek across town on my lunchbreak as well. She has more than earned her commission on this one!
I have been following this closely, I felt so badly for you trapped in a miserable situation and being taken advantage of.
I am so happy that things are working out, I have done what I call “The Happy Dance”. It is legendary among my relatives.
That is, indeed, the worm. His version was just the worm on crack.
Now then, I thought this thread was going to be about something different entirely. For a moment, I thought someone was rejoicing about leaving an apartment so that she could dance freely without the downstairs neighbors hating her. That was the first thing that came to my mind because I live in an apt and wish I could dance more. 
But enough about me. Congratulations, and happy fun times to you! I’d attempt the worm in your honor, but would likely end up smashing my tits and hurting my back, so just pretend I’m doing it.
Matt and I are dancing for you. I had an apartment situation that royally blew a few years back and so glad you are moving to a nice place.
Matt can dance!@
<WARNING: Lame ass semi tribute/parody/weirdness ahead>
<enters thread fashionably late. Wearing “Go to Court” suit. Not smiling.>
What is all this NOISE?
And this undignified thrashing about?
<bass line>
In my day, if we danced, we danced with style…and grace.
We had…dignity.
None of this…vulgar display.
We can go back there, if you’re…bold.
So do you want to go back there, kids?
<cheers> <guitars>
<crosses to a stairway rising from the floor, as sometimes happens in musical comedy>
<crowd follows>
<dramatic pause on stairs>
<big reveal ahead, for the 3 people living under rocks on the moon that haven’t seen where this was going>
<you sure you wanna see this?>
<well alrighty then>
<big turn> <other instruments>
It’s astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I’ve got to keep control
<cheers obscure second verse, conveniently complying with copyright rules>
<Dance instructions/Ewok Boogie ahead>
It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let’s do the Time Warp again!
<Ewok Boogie Commences>
I have a legendary Happy Dance too. It is horrid and embarrassing. My dance abilities make Elaine from Seinfeld look coordinated. I don’t care though, because this is a situation that calls for dancing!