Everyone is so goddamn smart.

Is there a point? Or are you just brushing up on your small talk?

“I pay you every month like a greengrocer!”

Tell me why I came.
The oldest reason there is.
There are friendlier places to drink.

If I’d known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I’d’ve memorized the Song of Solomon.

I’ve never met anyone who made being a son of a bitch such a point of pride.

When I’ve raised Hell, sister, you’ll know it.

You’re a hooker, I thought I was just doing great with you.

Shut up! Or maybe you still got too many teeth.

All in all not a bad guy - if looks, brains and personality don’t count.

You better hope they don’t.

OH Danny Boy…

I am awake.
Your eyes are shut.
Who you gonna believe?

Wrong movie!

When I saw this thread I immediately watched Miller’s Crossing on Netflix, and it was hard to stop myself from posting all the cool lines as they came up.

So, like I tell all my boys: always put one in the brain.

Don’t smart me! See I wanna watch you squirm; I wanna see you sweat a little, and when you smart me… it ruins it.