Fine. I’m sure all the Coprophiliacs have jacked off fully by now.
Can we end now all threads about their favorite word? ‘poop’?
(Because if you’ve lived your whole life and have only just now discovered your asshole, there really isn’t anything more to say.)
We used the less popular “Nobody Poops But You”
I am a nurse. I haff vays uff making you poop!
I was completely amazed as a child to find out that my next door neighbors had a bathroom.
To me, they didn’t act or look like the type of people who would poop.
She uses the corgis.
You mean she poops out corgis? That’s really cool!
Animals poop, too! Here’s proof:
A bear and a rabbit are doing their business in the woods when the bear says “OK, this is kind of a weird topic but I, and all the bears I know, have a heck of a time with poop sticking to our fur. Do rabbits have the same problem?” The rabbit, who finds the topic completely disgusting but wants to placate the bear so as not to get eaten, replied “Goodness no, rabbits never have a problem with poop sticking to our fur!” The bear said “That’s wonderful to hear!” as he picks up the rabbit and uses it to wipe his butt…
I heard from the bathroom that my 4-year old daughter was in:
“I pooped! It looks like a horsey!”
So you’re all set in a few years when she asks for a pony.
Wouldn’t you like to be a pooper, too?
(Old Dr Pepper jingle for all you young whippersnappers out there)
I know you’d like to think your shit don’t stink
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo
I pooped twice today. Husband says I like showing off.
You misspelled “you’re an.”
That’s my favorite line from that particular Family Guy episode. I still laugh about it whenever I think of it.
A little library patron of about 3 years was one of my biggest fans. One day he came running up to the service desk and said in a loud 3-year old voice “Arrendajo, do you poop?” to which I replied “Everyone poops!”
We have 3 copies right now, 1 is checked out.
Actually, I don’t, right now - TMI - so it’s back to the Miralax. :rolleyes:
So you’re saying you’re … full of shit?