The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one - but still they come.
Well, it certainly ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids.
They have spiders there.
In fact, it’s cold as hell.
Luckily, there’s no one there to raise the brats.
If you did, they’d probably end up eating Debbie Harry, Cadillacs, Subarus, Lincolns, bars and guitars.
The first spaceship from Earth to land on Mars was piloted by El*** in 1957, and John Cameron Cameron was there in Downtown Mars to cover it.
Jupiter aligns with it as one of two conditions precedent to peace guiding the planet and love steering the stars
It’s Red*
*according to Interplanet Janet
I always preferred Milky Way myself…
-XT
If Mars had life on it I might find my wife on it.
Mars Needs Guitars.
Along with Venus, Mars is also alright tonight.
I am told that the largest mountain on Mars features prominently in the dreams of avians.
And apparently it’s only 30 seconds away.
All that I have to say, Mars is not so far away. How we will get there is quite clear…
Klaatu, “Maybe I’ll Move to Mars”
Ooh, good one.
The planet’s teenagers just don’t care, and if they want or need something, they just take it.
It apparently has fields, and reminds one of Hieronymus Bosch.
Or for really obscure, it also has moles.
Peter Wolf says Mars needs women.
Have you heard? It’s in the stars,
Next July, we collide with Mars.
Well, did you evah?
{The Iggy Pop and Debbie Harry cover of this kicks so many kinds of arse}
You’re a genius!
Linda goes there while I peruse the used car ads.
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