He’s Silver-Tongued
Friend of the devil ain’t no friend of mine.
Would you look at him? I heard about him but I never dreamed
He’d have blue eyes and blue jeans.
He might be knocking on my door, should I let him in?
I’ve been a little behind lately, would you like to make a deal?
I’m looking for him but I can’t find him. I think I need to double check the details.
Be aware that he cheats and brings a band.
Kenny Rogers is “Not adverse” to him*. Now that’s “middle of the road”!
*I know this from readin PG: A Parent’s Guide to Rock’N’Roll. This message is clearly audible if you play “Lady” backwards. I am not making this up.
Luckily, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me. For me! For meeee!
No, but I think I saw him dancing in the pale moonlight.
[sub]yeah I know it’s not actually a song[/sub]
Well, I’d rather be the devil, than be a woman to that man.
You can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you were only kidding.
God made him, along with disease and the diamond blue.
I want to make you happy but the devil’s out my way
So I’ll just pack up everything
Roll it out and up the devil’s pay
Satan is my motor.
And on a related note, sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.
If the devil danced in empty pockets, he’d have a ball in mine.
With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line.
I guess I’ll be seeing him soon, because I’m going straight to hell, just like my mommma said. Especially since I have a devil’s haircut in my mind.
If the Devil’s got a daughter, I got her in my arms
natas das reffus su edam eh erehw dehsloot elttil a saw ereht
He longs for the gold old days with Antoinette (dainty queen) with her quaint guillotine, and that glorious morn Jack the Ripper was born.
Please allow him to introduce himself, he’s a man of wealth and taste.
He’s been around for a long, long year, stole many a man’s soul and faith.
He was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain –
made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands to seal his fate.