I’ve only bee watching AtS since the middle of last season, but I’ve made a discovery about the show. Like the Show It Was Spun Off From, Angel is full of valuabe life lessons. You can learn many useful things from watching the show. Things like…
When you have to do someting painful like kill your son then arrange for a time wonk so that he can have grown up in a happy family, make sure you have your friends’ memories of him wiped, and live with the pain alone.
Perpetual Torment tastes exactly like Mountain Dew.
If you’ve recently died saving the world and find yourself brought back as a ghost, you should, as far as possible, annoy the people who are in a position to help you.
If you’re part demon, and you have sex with someone who is the child of two vampires, the resultant offspring will be a rogue Power That Be. This offspring will need to eat about a dozen human beings a day. Be prepared. Have a hotel handy to store them in.
If the Woman You… is in a coma, you should immediately run back to your ex-girlfriend and commence sucking face.
If you’re in Las Vegas, at the Tropicana, and you want someone to meet you at the Golden Nugget, take the car and don’t leave them with any other vehicle. He’ll enjoy the two hour + walk from Tropicana Ave. to Fremont Street. Really. No, not really. He’ll just sit there playing slots.
“Make sure Fluffy’s getting plenty of love” is the internationally recognized code for “I’m being held prisoner, please come and rescue me.”
Being a Higher Being is boring.
The show is currently in its fifth season, and I’m sure that the first three and a half seasons also contained many drops of great wisdom.
Anyone else care to contribute?