Everything we are is absurd and arbitrary

Warning: if you read this OP, it may ruin your happiness forever.

Here’s my biggest existential problem: everything I (we) am (are) is absurd and arbitrary, and there’s nothing else it could ever be. For example, the only reason we tend to like fatty foods and sex is because that’s how our brains evolved; if evolution had gone differently, instead of fatty foods and sex we would enjoy drinking spider blood while banging our heads against a large oak tree (which, generally speaking, most humans don’t). Just change a few DNA code strands, and voila! Spider blood and oak head-banging is a fun night out!

All of you are on this message board because it fulfills the you you are now by giving you ego boosts, companionship, stimulation, fascination, et. al. If your dna was changed, you’d never have the desire to post on here again, and would instead go jump off a bridge because now your absurd arbitrary genes tell you to do that instead; it now is the ultimate fulfillment for your brain.

What’s the problem?

Yes. In a different world, I would be different. And yet, I go on.

The problem is, doesn’t it ever bother you that everything you are is absurd and arbitrary?

No, I’m at peace with that.

If I changed your ATGCCGATTAGCCGCGGCATTAATATATGC to GCATTACGGCGCGCATTATATA, you wouldn’t be at peace with that anymore, you’d only be at peace with flying south for the winter while keeping the sun in the northeast corner of your 10 eyeballs.

I’m still at peace. Not seeing the problem here.

Meh. Sounds like you want me to place a bunch of value judgements on various things. I’m not particularly inclined to to so.

I agree and I don’t care.

I think there are a few more difficulties with this than you imagine. We are the way we are because at one point it was evolutionarily advantageous to be so. Our brains like fatty foods because fatty foods have lots of energy. Our brains like sex because everyone who didn’t like sex didn’t have any and didn’t pass on any genes.

Some things about us may seem absurd, but none of it is arbitrary.

edit: On preview I see you mentioned evolution in the OP. I don’t understand why you feel that this process is arbitrary. It seems perfectly logical to me.

After the break: we briefly exist on the crust of a rock orbiting a sun, and it all basically means nothing.

No. Why be bothered about something like that? A lot of the time, the absurdity and arbitrariness are fun.

Would you rather humanity be designed with grim efficiency, with no quirks or interests outside some sort of preprogrammed purpose?

“The dream of reason produces monsters.”

Life isn’t a computer program; it’s an arcade game. Sorta like Tetris. It goes by, faster and faster, and you fall farther and farther behind, until suddenly it all balls up on you and you lose.

To deal with it, you can develop a zen-like dispassion; or an Epicurean compassion; or a Stoic firmness. Or adopt a religious view. Or just get drunk and hell with it.

The world only really works on a “90%” basis. 90% of the time, the good are rewarded, the bad punished, the house doesn’t fall down, and the cow comes home in the evening. This is why civilization is possible.

10% of the time, the bandits get away with robbing the bank, the sheriff hangs the town drunk for it, and that dark cloud on the horizon is an approaching Mongol horde.

We’re human. When it’s all over, we’ll bury the bodies, and start rebuilding.

So basically: “There is no such thing as a selfless act.”

And: “We do not control our own fate.”

Disagree. “Absurd” is a subjective term.

Exactly - the arbitrary nature of what we are is part of the fun. It means we get to make it up as we go along - with (well, a good deal of the time) nobody to tell us that we’re doing it all wrong.

The alternative is for the minute detail of the purpose of our lives to be mapped out for us to blindly, dumbly follow. No thanks.

My evolution didn’t give me the necessary instincts to care about this issue.

You think existential angst is somehow news to us? I read La Nausée when I was 11, man.

somebody just started college.

Dude: you play the game with the cards you’re dealt.