You know how on Christmas Eve the local news channel will do a cutesy little “Santa Claus Radar Tracking” segment just to keep the myth going for the kiddies? With the sleigh and reindeer on the doppler radar image? I was just thinking how funny it would be if I owned a local news station and I did a cutesy “Second Coming of Christ Radar Tracking” segment. You know, show the doe-eyed savior on the Doppler Radar, maybe with a halo, surrounded by thousands of dots representing the risen dead meeting him in the air, maybe with 4 horses of the apocalypse… would that not be totally cool? I wonder how many people would go for it.
Wouldn’t it me more fun to show Santa colliding with a 747 on the radar. Reindeer parts flying everywhere. Send everyone out to an empty farmers field to pick through the wreckage for their toys. Good times.
No, no, no. Santa collides with Jesus and His SecondComingmobile. Then we tell the kids, not only no presents but the whole salvation and going to heaven thing was off.
But Satan still had a sign-up sheet…
I would just have the weather guy announce that radar is tracking the boogeyman/a banshee/ghosts and superimpose them over specific neighborhoods to scare kids.
Banshees are over the southland tonight. They will probably devoure some kids if they aren’t in bed now.