Grape smugglers.
Ew!!!
Well, is it still twitching on your bedside stand?
I’m sure it can regenerate and I’ll bet it will REALLY be pissed off then! :eek:
Just be careful.
Q. Why do pasty winterized Canadians do it doggy style?
[spoiler]A. So they can both watch Jay Leno
Q. Why do pasty winterized Canadians watch Jay Leno while doing it doggy style?
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A. No Hockey Night in Canada this year
Maybe NONE of them were Cheetos at all…just some sort of rare, crunchy and cheesy flavored bug. :eek:
Bleech. I just grossed myself out.
It’s probably too late, but you could have dusted the little bastard with some of that fake cheese stuff, put him back in the bag and sued Frito Lay for billions.
I asked my cousin, who’s an entomologist. He says that those kind of bugs reproduce in just the way you described. They irritate the host into trying to get rid of them. Then, when squeezed or squished, they burst and release clouds of bug spores into the air, just like a puffball mushroom. I bet they are being fertilized as you read this…
Hmm…I’m not trying to evoke Kafka or anything, but are you sure you’ve seen your husband today?
Daniel
No, way. I’m Canadian and I don’t eat in bed even if I’m sick. Neither have any of my former SOs. I’d be seriously peeved if anyone ate in my bed and left crumbs.
Oh,and I think the bug was just the little expendable scout that the rest of the hive sends out from the big nest in the wall.
Oh, puh-lease! That fake cheese stuff would just have dissolved the little cadavre.
Wiat, or is that Coke?
Eewww. A Cheetoh grub chrysalis. Doesn’t anyone just *smoke * after sex anymore?
shudder
If you could see the look of disgust on my face right now, you would laugh. But just…ugh. I don’t think I’m going to be able to get into bed tonight.
Don’t mock. I’ve had an earwig crawl in my ear whislt sleeping before.
I shall mock if I want. Mock, mock mock!!!
Although that does sound gross.
Were you eating Crunchy Cheetos or Puffy Cheetos? Because if they were crunchy, I wouldn’t want to remind you of the texture of that crunchy brown exoskeletal visitor the next time you’re dining on Cheetos. That would be mean.
“If we took the exoskeleton out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?”
Thanks…Thanks a WHOLE lot…
Now I’ll never be able to eat cheetos while having sex again…
never could have sex while watching jay leno…
Dave
Postcoital Cheeto grub chrysalis… So it was probably a little sticky to boot!
So how was the sex?
Crunchy, too?
You know, people, it’s not like I was really going to enjoy my celery all that much, but it was all I had left for a snack.