Monday, my wife brought home leftovers from my in-laws cookout that night. Among the fare was pasta, potatoes, pasta salad, and two burgers. I had the pasta yesterday. It was excellent.
Tonight, I was going to have the burgers and potatoes for dinner. I opened the container, and the burgers looked odd. There was something in them that I don’t usually see. I figured it was onion soup mix or something. I asked my wife if that was the case. She said that yeah, sometimes she does that. OK. So I took a bite.
It didn’t taste very oniony. I figured it was just because it was cold, so I nuked one. When it came out, I took another bite. Still severly lacking on the oniony goodness. I looked at the burger. Man, there were surealot of onions on it. Then I looked at the other burger. Plenty of onions on it, too.
Wait a minute…the onions should be in it, not on it, right? I looked closer. Hey, onions don’t crawl like that.
(peristalsis begins to reverse)
I look at the lid of the container. Plenty of crawly onions on that, too.
(light bulb goes off)
:eek: :eek: :eek: They’re not onions!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
So I spit the rest out, brush twice, gargle three times, and consider hurling. I figure a lady fly with contractions laid her eggs on the burgers before they were packed up.
:: shudder ::
What’s the most disgusting thing you inadvertantly ate?