There is a dad at our school who’s last name is begging for a nick name, if he doesn’t have one by now or didn’t get teased to death.
The Nick name: Eyeball.
The name: Cornea
Eh, I don’t know how clever you’d rate it but my cousin has come up with a hilarious name for one of her father’s friends. The woman is really skinny and just got a boob job.
The nickname:
Tits on a Stick
I don’t know. The one explanation I’ve heard was that he was good at catching popups.