examples of great profl intro sentence in Cvr ltr to HR

In My Humble Opinion
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I need all the examples I can get! Thanx!

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For starters, you might try using words and sentences. It would be much more readable.

3

I do not even know what you’re asking! I think I can make out “cover letter to Human Resources”, but “profl”?

4

“Professional,” I think - which “profl” certainly isn’t.

5

“Positively rolling on floor laughing”?

6

I got ‘profile’ from ‘profl’ but yours makes more sense.

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Dr HR:

I wld lrv much wrkng 4 yr cmpy. Plz hyr me.

Spleeno

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You’ve got too many vowels and not enough numerals in there for a truly profl ltr.

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Dr HR,

I wld lrv much wrkng 4 yr cmpy. Plz hyr me.

Skeeelz:

Speelin
Ritin
tipin
Pstin on da 1ntarwebz lol
kthxbye

Spleeno
[We’re very, very naughty people, aren’t we… =^^"=]

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As usual, the intarweb has a kitty pic to sum up this thread purrrfectly…

im on ur kybrd

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Great professional introductory sentence in cover letter to Human Resuorces? Is that what we’ve determined this is supposed to mean?

In that case, how about this one:
In 1972, I was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I didn’t commit. I promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, I survive as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find me, maybe you can hire…Spoleto.