HELP!!!
I have 2 spreadsheets. One is from my vendor. It has a lot of nonsense stuff, but I sort of have to keep it. Unfotunately they refuse to use our ID numbers for locations or even recognize them. My financial database spits out invoices by invoice number, our location ID, check number amount and date of check. I need to add this information to the vendors spreadsheet so I can email it back. The spreadsheet from them is about 8000 lines. My reports span 3 months and have something like 30000 lines, of which I really only need the 8000 invoices.
How do I bash both spreadsheets together so I can add my 5 little columns of info to their 10 or so columns but on the same line?
Up til now, the spreadsheets were much shorter, like 1000 lines. The official way I was supposed to do it was to make a copy of my little spreadsheet, go to the bottom of their spreadsheet, line up my left upper corner with the appropriate cell and paste, so all my data were more or less under theirs and then sort so that for each location there would be 2 lines, their line on top and then almost all the way to the right and lined up with the account number, our line below.
I hate the freaking idea of 2 lines per location, it makes everything 2 times as long as it really is. I want all the data to sort onto one line, and the spare crap that doesnt match up to either go the hell away, or be sorted all to the top or bottom where it can be deleted away without having to go through every freaking line, move the data from my line under their line and paste it to the tail end of their data and then delete the now more or less empty line. THe only data that the 2 sets of info share is the invoice number.
I know this sounds whacked out, and I am probably not describing it too well, but I have been fucking around with microshit excel for many many too many hours now to determine that they figure that their customers will only want to delete duplicate info, not use it as a sorting to be combined item. I am willing to share dummy spreadsheets demonstrating what I am currently doing, and what I need done.
I am waiting for someone to mention macros. What I comprehend about excel macros can comfortably be carved on my littlest fingernail with a 1 inch router. Just handing me a string and telling me that this macro does it is about as useless as tits on mrAru. Interesting to look at but meaningless. I need simple little directions like put data from vendor on spreadsheet 1 put your data on spreadsheet 2 click this button and type in X, click this button and type in Y, bend over and kiss ass goodbye. I have less than an idea on how and where to use macros.
Getting help from someone at work is useless, all they can think of is pivot tables and from what little I can figure out from reading 2 books on pivot tables is that that is about useless for what I want to do. They cant seem to grasp what I actually am doing, and I would really not want to drive the 100 miles round trip to tell the excel whiz exactly what I need which would probably take about 2 minutes in person with a copy of the table and me going and pointing at the numbers and explaining really slowly like for a 5 year old kid exactly what I need.