Excuse me, while I talk back to Sam Donaldson...

On ABC’s “This Week” Sam Donaldson questioned presidential aspirant Bill Bradley about present or former drug usage ( http://abcnews.go.com/onair/thisweek/transcripts/tw990919bradley_trans.html ):

Hey Sam, the first time you used marijuana, you tried it. The second time, you smoked it.

Just who do you think you are…?


“Where there is clarity, there is no choice. And where there is choice, there is misery. But then, why should I speak, since I know nothing?”

Yeah!


D’oh

I didn’t see that on TV. Did he run out for some Doritos at any point in the interview?


Yer pal,
Satan

BOTH SAM AND BILL CAN KISS MY ASS!!!

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HEY SATAN? ARE YOU REALLY THE DEVIL?

Satan, I thought you’d enjoy this…

http://marketing.cbs.com/network/tvshows/mini/lateshow/topten/lists/19990920.shtml

I think Sam’s hairdresser is the one with a serious monkey.

“Wooooowwwww, he looks like a lego figure with interchangable hair! Coooollll!”


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Dammit! Letterman once AGAIN steals my prime material!!

As for you, troll, I may not be the real Satan, but I’ll arrange for the guy to stick a pitchfork up your ass if you don’t cut the shit!

Oh moderators…

I read the transcript. Bradley sure sounded like a weasel.


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—Red Green