So, I’m sorting through the faxes that we’ve received at the today. Due to the fact that we’ve switched fax numbers with another department a few months back, we get a lot of faxes that aren’t for us. We also get a heck of a lot of completely and totally useless faxes that I have to sort through and trash. And they keep coming. And coming. And coming. It’s like the Energizer bunny in reverse. I fax them back to tell them they have the wrong number, they keep faxing us junk. So I was at once intrigued and appalled when this came through the machine approximately two hours ago.
You will spend roughly eight months of your life sorting through junk mail!
You didn’t ask for it…you don’t want it…In fact, it’s just a pain in the neck.
In 2001 alone you will receive over 700 pieces of junk mail!
During the next 10 years, that number is predicted to increase over 300%
How do you get rid of it? In an engaging interview Ms. (dumbass) will tell your audience just what to do to take charge of their mailboxes and telephones in three easy-to-follow steps. blah blah blah…
OK, so if I’ve got this right, you just junk mailed my fax machine to tell me how I can stop junk mail? hello, McFly, anyone there?
BTW, we will get way more than 700 junk faxes this year.
So, what would a good response to this be?