Executing someone with a full colon

If he was worried about him screwing it up, would he have preferred they hammer it up? (I’m going to hell.)

I believe it was on this very message board that someone said that if sent to the electric chair, his “last meal” would consist of gulping down as many packets of raw popcorn kernels as he could cram in before things went down to the wire, so to speak.

Ah, here it is: it was Cluricaun, with the immortal last words of “Nobody will ever forget the Jiffy-Pop Man.

Classic.