Tried. Convicted. Condemned. Execution pending... What's your last meal?

Choose your own back story, the ending is the same. You did it and you’d do it again. You were framed by the Illuminati. You’re covering for someone else. Whatever.

Appeals are exhausted and you’re walking the green mile in a week.

Picking something impossible or designed to delay the execution date gets revised to a spam sandwich on toast with a glass of tepid water.

Some inspiration from those who have gone before you.
I’m completely undecided right now. There are too many foods that I really like. Going to be tough to choose. I’ll get back to you.

Bacon, eggs, toast, hash browns.

Pepperoni & mushroom pizza.

Smoked ribs with pinto beans and potato salad.

Steak & potatoes.

An enormous steamed Maine lobster with drawn butter.

Tons and tons of oysters – raw, steamed, charbroiled, and fried.

Sushi of all kinds.

High quality ribeye steak, medium rare.

Tons of fresh fruit, all different varieties.

Pies, cakes, and ice cream.

Yes, this is just one meal.

Braised pork rice. Apple pie. Hot chocolate. Fried chicken.

Sushi, raw oysters, escargot, rare filet mignon w/bleu cheese, lobster & a dirty martini w/gorgonzola olives.

T-Rex steaks, deep fried trilobites, and some Kentucky Fried Dodo Bird, to drink, a tall, cool glass of antimatter

Yes, I’m willing to wait

spam sandwich and tepid water it is for you then!

A plate full of those Japanese fugu fish. If I have to check out it might as well be on my own terms.

Either that or a stale baguette that I could fashion into some sort of club.

Oh yes. The most feared words you ever heard in prison: “Look out! He’s got a stale baguette!”

You probably don’t have a choice. In Texas you get nutraloaf like everyone else (OK, nutraloaf is usually reserved as a punishment. You get burgers and beans like everyone else).

I’ll have what she’s having.

Twelve Taco Bell tacos, followed by a chicken curry, with sides of broccoli and coconut milk.

If they’re gonna kill me, I’ll make sure that my blood isn’t the only thing they spill.

Roasted Bubba from C Block.

Asshole stole my comb.

I have looked at last meals of people being executed before. They overwhelmingly seem to choose comfort foods, probably from their childhood. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, apple pie, coke, dr. pepper - very little fancy food. The meal often comes more than a day before their execution, as the tend to lose their appetite just before. Also a lot of the food seems to be prepared in the prison, so good luck getting really fancy food that does not taste like rubber.

So my last meal - dunno, think I would also lose my appetite. Maybe if I had a craving it would be my favourite meal as a kid, hamburgers, mashed potatoes and peas.

If you were serving as many last meals as the Texas Department of Corrections, you’d be looking to cut budget wherever possible too.

I like the idea of intentionally ordering a food item you know you are allergic to, just to fuck with your captors.

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True Confessions

I’m actually a Phenomenal cook; all I ask is a refrigerator that isn’t empty, a spice rack, a frying pan, a sauce pan, a cutting board & knife, a stove, some fresh ingredients… and nobody in my way.
I Always make too much for one… so the deal is… if I can cook it, Warden can have half.

always leave 'em smiling

Exactly! (And I’ve seen it before!)

Delmonico steak (rare), half a bucket of KFC Original recipe, two large McDonald’s fries, two pints of Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia ice cream, a can of Coca Cola, a cup of coffee (black) and a gallon of Poland Springs spring water

Chicken fried by a Southern cook, with mashed potatoes on the side, biscuits and gravy made by me with a couple of fried eggs on top, a good pot of coffee to go with it.