Exploding Galaxy Note 7 Totals Jeep Grand Cherokee

If Samsung had a removable battery instead of the non-removable battery in this phone, all Samsung would have had to do is to mail out new batteries–a much cheaper option.

But then the phone would be 0.5mm thicker, something Apple has decreed a high crime, misdemeanor and insult to humanity. Poor Sammy has no choice.

“What if they (Samsung/Apple) introduced a new smartphone and nobody came?”

I think the non removable battery has more to do with being waterproof. Early generations of the note and galaxy had removable batteries.

If it were something other than a Jeep, I would be really upset, but…

It’s convenient to carry the thinnest phone possible when I’m riding my Hoverboard.

sounds like the most plausible explanation; some were speculating on that early on.

Yeah, that Jeep was probably just moments away for catastrophe on its own anyway.

Transmission probably. With a Jeep it is always the transmission. Could be something else wasting your money and time.

While waiting for the transmission to go out.

Have I told you about my Commando? The one I haven’t driven in a few months? Because the transmission went out.

Oh, I guess I did… or not.

Samsung has given the results of its investion:

Manufacturer Igor: “Abnormal Batteries. Yes that’s it, Abnormal!”

Dr. Samsunik Frankenstein: "Are you saying that you put an abnormal battery in a Note 7, With no space, No insulation and longer than usual wires in the GALAXY!!!??? [Strangles the Manufacturer]