Eye fineally figgered itt ot ef eye whant pepple two risponde two mi posts al eye haf to dew iss

What the shit is going on here? Somebody wake me up once this thread starts making cents.

Den u b Rip VanMeanOldLady

Unblock the adds–it already is.

jow du eye gett dis johb?

This sort of thing is not really entertaining without the pictures of cute kitties … er, kittehs.

This thread is subversive to the status quo and I demand that all concerned parties cease and desist immediately.

You really, really need to change your name to Gfaptor permanently-like.

No ur subservice.

Your doing it wrong.

Are you typing with a cold?

Arrrr

Dat wye yore syster iss schye twyce?

Dis iz mah favrite trhead evar!

He or she is saying that if you put spelling or grammar mistakes in your post, the grammar nazis will respond en masse. Of course, under such circumstances it’s understandable that we rarely address the actual topic, what with our outrage and all.