eyeballing your lifespan?

Seems to me that it should be fairly easy to come up with a fairly accurate formula to predict your lifespan–does anyone have one? So long as we’re not talking “guaranteed,” a close approximation seems feasible to me, based on fairly simple answers to a few questions:

your current age
your current health (life-threaening illness present, life-threatening illness imminent, life-threatening illness foreseeable, clean bill of health)
parents’ ages at death

and maybe one or two other issues I’m omitting here, and you should be able to invent a formula that predicts the single most likely age you’re likely to die, and the probability of that, and the next-most likely ages of your death, to the point where a range of say five years combined would account for maybe 75% or more of your likeliest death years. Is this true?

This is what accuaries do for a living. It’s a lot more complicated than that and they bet millions on the outcome.

Right. but I’m asking about eyeballing, not predicting like my job is on the line. How close has anyone come to actuaries’ accuracy with just a few ballpark answers to this type of question?

I can’t vouch for their accuracy, but this is what realage.com claims to do.

If we could do that, we’d be paying actuaries a shitload less money.

There are plenty of life expectancy calculators online.

Lifespan Calculator

How long will I live?

This site is an aggregator of Life Expectancy Calculators

In the days before the Internet, there was an episode of All in the Family that revolved around a lifespan expectancy quiz in a magazine. I remember taking the quiz for myself, and I think millions of viewers did the same.

Thanks. I just took the Wharton test and found it gave me a life expectancy of another 30 years, which is more than I would have thought.

That’s what I was looking for (the test, not the result.) I am disgustingly healthy.

Jesus. Both tests say I’ll live into my mid-90s. I don’t know if I want that.

That Wharton test is interesting. I am going to, surprisingly, live another 28 years but if I give up sex with my one partner I can live another month. Giving up driving will earn me an extra 18 days. Becoming a keen exerciser will gain me 6 months and drinking 2 or 3 drinks a day will be worth 3 months more.

So my choices are clear; more exercise to offset the driving and more drinking to enable the sex to continue. Sounds good to me. Bottoms up.

I looked at some of these. The simple age-gender only chart says I’ll live to 80. One of the more involved data ones said 75. Another said 90.

There’s probably one out there that’d say I was already dead. I wouldn’t put much faith is these.

The younger you are at the present time, I’d imagine, the wider the range each formula will likely have, of course.

I am definitely not young. Hence my comment implying the margin of error is large enough to include “already dead”.