Facebook is going to clear face book accounts if ..

[Leaffan]

Jeez people… I received two of these this morning already, and I don’t even really use Facebook. Who wrote this, a 10 year old? And why the hell would seemingly intelligent adults be passing it along to everyone else. Idiots.

There. I’m done venting now.

We all know that Facebook is an extraordinary social network where you can talk to friends, find old friends, and so much more.
The Face book team is well aware that Face book is getting too over populated due to the fact registrations have increased 50% since February 15 2008. At there signing in database, it shows that more than a quarter of the members of Face book hasn’t log in their accounts in over a month.
So where is this leading to you may ask. Face book is clearing their entire data base and deleting users of who have not sent this message to their friends. If you are one of the following people, you will get your user account wiped and would have to re add all your friends. So send this message to as many of your friends as you can, I know you don’t want to start all over from scratch so send away, show your pride for members Face book!

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

I’m guessing that idiots rarely read Snopes

[iamthewalrus_3]

This is particularly funny to people who have tried to get Facebook to delete their account without success.

[AskNott]

Well, they’d darn well better not delete my Facebook account! I’ve never even had one.

[Kareeser]

Hm. I remember a time when Facebook was closed off to everyone but those in secondary schools. Was a more mature time, I’d think, without all these gosh darn polls, surveys, and applications…