Facts About Reverse Vampires

They wear a lot of Cargo Shorts and tank-tops.

Reverse vampires are always Negative AF.

The good news is that if you get bit by a reverse vampire you will never become one.

A Reverse Vampire can make you their Unfamiliar and you will be bound to do nothing they tell you and not assist them in any way.

Reverse vampires hail from the flat, sunny plains of cissylvania. They will often say “Hear the children of the day - what awful music they make.”

They always say “blah, blah, blah.”

If you count up to any number in front of a reverse vampire, he’ll suddenly feel compelled to spill that many grains of rice on the ground.

But they need to ask permission to leave.

If you’re looking for reverse vampires just ask a werewolf. Reverse vampires and werewolves are the best of friends and always hang out together.

They can’t cross still water.

I just wanted to say thanks so much! I love all these!

But any time they’re near a river, they’re compelled to jump into it and swim across.