From John Hodgman’s The Areas of My Expertise
The game for us is to come up with more failed palindromes.
My first entry is lame (but not as lame as it looks). From the “it kind of looks like dialectical English, and I wish it really were” department:
'E mord 'n 'i lap: “Palindrome!”
Isn’t that a successful palindrome?
I think a successful palindrome would have to actually mean something.
Mine’s unsuccessful in a different way than Hodgman’s, to be sure.
0 pets poop pesto
Ned: node done on den?
Ipswich Bolton
I nag Drac Cardigan.
An ok wino was I ere I saw Okinawa
Cecil devours savoured lice
New game thread - “Dear thema, Gwen”.
Barack is sick arab
A palindrome of “Bolton” would be “Notlob.” The man at the other station lied to you.
Dogs are rare as God.
Some ordinal professor rose for palindromes
Nice nuns shun sin
Pooh shoots too hoops
Fail at a life
Egg nog gone
Able was I, ere I injured my elbow.
maple napalm
Agassi in meth/tennis saga
Stressed Leeza, “Palin’s evil deed lives in La Paz eel desserts!”
Sal, Al, ogle “Google Gals” …alas
CSI defiled unused “Sue’s Nude Life” disc
Pope’s ears pop
Pope’s rear poops
(Quite possibly in the woods)
S. Dope’s server severs E-pods
Nari an imam, ma’am, in Iran