FairyChatMom's Kinda Icky Word-A-Day Calendar

There’s saponification and then there’s saponification. Some things don’t belong in a dish by the sink in the guest bathroom, no matter how decorative they are.
-Rue.

I forgot to say earlier…Miss Creant, I’m touched that you check out my threads. It makes me feel so… so… Fenrian. (Fenrisian?) (Jester-esque?)

If you want to join the Rue DeDay Rah! Rah! Fan Club all you have to do is e-mail me a naked picture of yourself. Whoever is the bendiest gets a free t-shirt. One of my good ones too. Not the ones with the armpit stains.

(NOTE: There is no contest. You don’t have to e-mail me naked pictures. (If you’re a guy, I wouldn’t be all that interested anyway. It’s not you, it’s me. Really.) The Rue DeDay Rah! Rah! Fan Club is open to whoever says they are in it. And I already know who’s the bendiest, don’t I my little Cinnamon Roll? You know who you are.)
-Rue.

Just for you, Rue!