Fake CNN page generator Cheney shoots you

I think we’re all forgetting the real victim here.

Heard he had a son.

But I’m sure the kid’ll get over it.

Cheney is such a heartless bastard.

My tribute to a SDMB meme.

For this, Cheney must pay

(I, too, am looking for comedy in the Muslim World. Otherwise I’m in for a fatwa.

Wasn’t sure if this was worthy of a new thread so I’ll just tack it here. Cheney’s victim is an Elvis impersonator.

Ah, finally, a working strategy.

Sam will kill him if he tries anything

Cheney probably shouldn’t have shot this guy either.

I’m not trying to make this political, but so help me, when I read that post, I thought [this was going to be your story](http://iwontheinternet.com/dick/cnn.php?firstname=Donald&lastname=Rumsfeld&age=73&occupation=Secretary+of+Defense&hometown=Washington%2C+DC&game=snipe&pronoun1=he&pronoun2=him&imageurl=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F8%2F87%2FDonald_Rumsfeld_Defenselink.jpg&Submit=Submit
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