Fake girlfriends

wow… just wow.

At least it’s some form of darwinism, those who buy one have to pay real money to make a string of ones and zeros happy. Good for them, they’ll go broke eventually.

Heh heh,. my brother had one of those.

Cool, a Pocket Idoru.

To me, she looks like a typical anime character. So yes.

I wish I’d seen that pillow before I bisected my boyfriend.

Eh, it’s not like he went to waste, as long as you’ve got one of those big freezers. Or really like jerky.

Well, yeah, but have you any idea of the intricacies of extricating gore and bone fragments from a chainsaw? Neither do I, but the guy at Home Depot’s tool rental counter was not amused.

Best South Park reference EVER!!

hahaha…funniest post I have read in a long while!

/salute

The sad thing is, some people will actually PAY!

“I dreamt I was eating the world’s biggest salami and when I woke up, my boyfriend was gone!”

('cause, y’know, that old joke about the biggest marshmallow and the pillow… not that I ever have such dreams, or a boyfriend… not that there’s anything wrong with that)

I had a fake girlfriend… in seventh grade.

And she was free, too.