“You should definitely buy this book, rather than downloading it onto your Kindle or waiting for the movie, if only because you can’t kill bugs with a movie and you can’t put your Kindle under the leg of a wobbling table.” - Dave Barry
“Instead of having a cow, read this book”–Bart Simpson
“Best. Book. I. Have. Reviewed. Ever”–Comic Book Guy
“Okeyle Dokeyle, this book is smokely”–Ned Flanders
“Mmmmmm…reading this book”–Homer Simpsons
“While reading this book I was so enthralled I forgot to light my cigarette”–Patty Bouvier
“Me too”–Selma Bouvier
“Everyone should buy it cause Montgomery Burns loved it”–Waylon Smithers
“Read this book…BURP”–Barney Gumble
“This book gave me a good chuckle”–Dr. Julius Hibbert
“Ha! Ha!”–Nelson Muntz
“Dark stuff, man. I mean dark.” - H.P. Lovecraft
Not bad, but of course, it’s all based off of stuff I wrote years ago. - Steve Allen
This book is “magical”. J.K. Rowling.
“FASCINATING”. Mr. Spock.
“Better than 49 Shades of Gray.” Anonymous
“This Book is Like a Box of Chocolates.” Forest Gump
"Dentists will hate you for reading this book"Area Mom
“Please ignore my last book, this might actually work” Karl Marx
“…and the book comes with a handy incendiary strip so it can be used as a torch-bomb when the zombies come for you.” --Max Brooks
“Hurry and read this before I ruin the movie adaptation!” – M. Night Shyamalan
more poetic than t. s. eliot. more popular than j. k. rowling – e. e. cummings
“I finished this book in one sitting, for which I give thanks and praise to Jesus Christ my personal Lord and Savior.” - Tim Tebow
"Read this book to find out if the Kitten survives " Erwin Schrödinger