I have one of those shiny Constitutions with the First Amendment intact. If you’d like to sidetrack into fraud and other strawmen, have at it – I don’t think anyone has had a difficult time distinguishing between douching it up at a highschool reunion and sneaking onto military bases.
But if you want to continue to defame the Constitution by criminalizing speech, understand that that’s more repugnant than flag burning, and far more insulting to the honor of those who served to protect the Constitution.