Uh huh. In order to convey the gist of it I need to replace “pour on one’s crotch” with "accidentally spill in a manner that causes a liquid to pour over one’s crotch, leg, and buttocks?
Getting back to the meat of this thread (not actual meat) I think the lawyers have to prove some form of gross negligence on the part of Panera. Otherwise it’s carrot logic to say she died from consuming their product.