"Family Values" Republican Hoisted by his Own Petard

“Lobbyist” is a so much nicer word than “whore.” It looks better on the resume.

Petard is a funny word. It’s fun to say, petard, petard, petard!

What I found most distasteful was the utter classlessness of it all. Listening to him extolling his own exploits like that sounded like some of the clueless jerks I knew in high school.

Especially when you consider that it means “Fart” in French

Which makes its use as the name of a small bomb particularly interesting.

Did you read what he said?

<insert barfing smile>

Not accidental, however: Origin of the phrase

I kinda thought that was too obvious to spell out.

Well, it is. But because you seemed to be marveling at it, it sounded as though you thought it was just a neat coincidence.

This is known as “The Petard Maneuver”

Another instance of cognitive dissonance. Why, I’d say this guy is mentally petarded.

I wonder if Colbert is going to interview her for his “Better Know a Lobbyist” series.

Yes, but I wasn’t going to broadcast it. Plus, I wasn’t sure on the rules here in MPSIMS. It’s not the pit, after all.

I think it’s okay here in MPSIMS as long as you are not calling another poster a whore … unless of course it’s in an “Ask the Whore” thread, in which case it’s perfectly fine.

Apparently now he’s using the “I’m a liar, not a cheater” defense.

“my offense was engaging in inappropriate storytelling.”

I’ve just invented a new game called Who’s the Whore?

As a lobbyist, she’s probably funnelling money to his election campaigns, and maybe straight into his wallet. That would make him the whore, and the lobbying firm the pimp.

From another POV, she’s being paid by the lobbying firm to have sex with legislators, so he can fantasize that she really loves him for his personal dynamisn and his fearless polical stances. That makes her the whore, the firm the john, and him an idiot.

I’m sure there’s another metphor lurking nearby that makes the energy companies the pimp, the lobbying firm the whore, and reduces these two people to the position of stained sheets.

That’s not what I read in the excerpt. Please keep the facts straight!

With any luck Californiawill pass the 2010 California Protection of Marriage Act before another sacred heterosexual marriage succumbs to the devil.

That man is a genius, and I wish him well.

Quoted for truth.