Famous Last Words

“…Hymie, won’t you do what I ask you this once? Look out! Mamma, mamma! Look out for her. You can’t beat him. Police, Mamma! Helen, mother, please take me out. Come on, Rosie. O.K. Hymes would not do it; not him. I will settle…the indictment. Come on, Max, open the soap duckets. Frankie, please come here. Open that door, Dumpey’s door. It is so much, Abe, that…with the brewery. come on. Hey, Jimmie! The Chimney Sweeps. Talk to the Sword. Shut up, you got a big mouth! please come help me up, Henny. Max come over here… French Canadian bean soup…I want to pay, let them leave me alone.”

Dutch Schultz
noted gangster of the early 20th century

Sort of captures it all doesn’t it?

Unless I’m being whooshed, since there was no survivors from the battle, how would someone know GAC’s last words?

Here’s the whole thing, for anybody who’s never read this whole bizarro thing.

There were survivors.

That point is raised on this page, which claims that the last quote which can be reliably attributed to George is “Custer’s luck! The biggest Indian Village on the Continent!”

Bien sur Dieu me pardonerra, c’est son métier.

-Heinrich Heine

“Useless, useless” John Wilkes Booth

WC Fields’ accountant was standing by his deathbed. Fields asked “So I have enough money to buy every child in NYC a new bicycle?” When told he was correct, Fields said “Well, fuck 'em.”

“Holy cow, look at all the Indians” George Custer

“I am going to the inevetable” - Phillip Larkin, poet.

“Such is life” - Ned Kelly, outlaw.