“Drop that Zero and get with tha Hero.”
-Cool As Ice](http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0101615/)
“No…wire…hangers!!! EVER!!!”
Can we do TV? If so, “Brain and Brain: What is Brain??!!”
“I don’t shop here.”
“There is no spoon”
Two speeches I can and do reel off at every chance:
Neely O’Hara, Valley of the Dolls: “They say I’m difficult, they say I’m drunk, even when I’m not. Sure, I take dolls, 'cause I’ve gotta get up at five o’clock in the morning and ‘Sparkle, Neely, sparkle!’ That psychiatrist says that I’m self destructive. So what? What do I do about it? Well, the hell with all of 'em. Even the bad publicity helps when you get to be as big as I am!”
Dr. Eric Vornoff, Bride of the Monster: “Home? I haff no home. Hanted . . . despised . . . liffing like an animal. De jongle is my home. But I vill show de vorld that I can be its master! I vill perfect my own rice of pipple—a rice of atomic supermen who vill conquer de vorld!”
And to follow up Eve’s …
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls–“Taste the black sperm of my vengeance!!!”
There’s just something so … effective about that line.
Sure you can do that, but how are you at calling Boris Karloff a cocksucker?
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[li]“The…Zoo…is…never…open!”–“The Happening”[/li][li]“Heeeere’s Johnny!”–“The Shining”[/li][li]“Don’t fuck with me, fellas, this ain’t my first time at the rodeo!”–“Mommie Dearest”[/li][/ul]
One of my favorite lines (though i don’t know how famous it is) comes from a bad movie:
"I just want one thing understood. I don’t work on January 8…
…'cause that’s Elvis’s birthday."
“I never drink…wine.”
and
“The children of the night! What music they make!”
More ** Valley of the Dolls **
Helen Lawson to Neely O’Hara-- “They drummed you right out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. Well Broadway doesn’t got for booze and dope”
One more of many from ** Mommie Dearest **
At a board meeting with the top executives at Pepsi. “Don’t FUCK with me fellows” pronounced “fellas”
Not bad. Horrible. Dreadful. Makes the Baby Jesus turn tricks at the bus station. Not the Greyhound station, either, but the Trailways station.
Damnit! Now I hafta go watch Star Wars Episode I to get that out of my head.
Waste
From The Man With Two Brains:
Kathleen Turner: “What are those assholes doing here?”
Steve Martin: “It’s pronounced ‘a-zal-eas.’”
Nobody I know ever gets that when I say it. 
Thank you.
“Things are different now.”
-Lea Thompson’s character in Red Dawn, a film also noted for the following exchange:
The Eighties: good times, good times.
Hey, I was just happy to see Wojo working again. 
Might as well just post the entire script from Valley of the Dolls…
Neely: “Boobies, boobies, boobies…nothin’ but boobies…who needs 'em?”
Jennifer: “Yes Mother, I know I don’t have any talent, and I know all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercises.”
Neely again: “Ted Casablanca’s no fag, and I’m just the dame who can prove it!”
But my favorite all time amazingly-delivered line from a bad film:
I…hef…no…son!
Lawrence Olivier, from the Neil Diamond version of The Jazz Singer.