Famous lines from bad movies

Some movies are generally acknowledged as being just plain bad. The Godfather, Part 3 comes to mind. But it seems everyone knows the famous line delivered by Al Pacino: “Every time I’m out, they pull me back in!”

I’m not looking for lines that prove that the movie is bad (such as “gobble, gobble” from Gigli). I’m looking for nicely delivered, memorable and famous lines from bad movies.

“nobady puts baby in the corner”

“You see! You see! You Earth People are IDIOTS!!!”

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace [Yoda] “Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.”

either that, or:

[Jar-Jar] “I don’t know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin’ very very scared!”

:wink:

The Terminator: I’ll be back.

Ben Richards: Killian! I’ll be back!
Damon Killian: Only in a rerun.

Matrix: I’ll be back, Bennett. (Commando)
etc.

I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of bubblegum.

–Cliffy

What? The Terminator isn’t a bad movie! I’d even say Godfather pt. 3 isn’t a bad movie, just that it suffers terribly in comparison to the first two.

Agrred but the fact he kept using the line over and over in movie after movie is what hammered it into everyone’s head.
Commando definately Quals as a bad movie.

I don’t think anyone honestly considers GFpt3 to be BAD. It just isn’t as good as the others.

And calling Terminator bad is just… blasphemy. I just watched it on late night TV on Saturday night, it still holds up pretty well.

Or it just isn’t good. Period.

“My friend, you have seen this incident, based on sworn testimony. Can you prove that it didn’t happen?”

  • Plan 9 From Outer Space

"I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do ‘must’ and ‘cannot’ meet? Yet I must - but I cannot!

  • Robot Monster

I guess I’m in the minority, as even the IDMB rates G-Father 3 as 7.4 out of 10. Thus, my example fails to meet my own criteria. The Terminator is actually one of the Top 250 at IMDB, so that one’s definitely out. But no reason to stop now. Carry on.

“You know what I think I’m gonna do then? Just for the hell of it? I’m gonna take this right foot, and I’m gonna whop you on that side of your face… and you wanna know something? There’s not a damn thing you’re gonna be able to do about it.”

free smiley to the first to identify this one (I love this quote)

Billy Jack

On Golden Pond, Henry Fonda to Katherine Hepburn. :smiley:

ding ding ding! we haaaaave a winnnnnn-ah!

:smiley:

vetbridge, yer a close second :rolleyes:

So much for WAGs :wink:

How dare you malign the greatness of They Live. Have you no shame sir?

Awww, he didn’t malign it all that much… he’s just slightly off. It’s:

**I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum. **