I’m just making a cuppa, anyone want one?
Yes, please.
Thank you.
To me, “a brew” is beer. “A cuppa” is tea. Which are you having? If the latter, I’ll gladly join you.
Milk & sugar, please.
I think we have different definitions of “brew.” 
In the U.K. a brew is an affectionate term for a cup of tea. Maybe a northern thing.
Beer or tea, I’m game
Earl Grey, please.
And feel free to join me for a pint later this evening.
Mmmmm, beer…
God, I could murder a cuppa right now.
Ta.
Well, I’ve finished my cuppa now and I’ve just cracked open a beer. Anyone fancy a pint?
Boddington’s, please.
And feel free to join me for tea during the hangover session.
MIF, mother.
I thought we were talking about beer. Ah well, at least tomorrow’s Friday.