I like to think of myself as a true film connoisseur, or at least one in training…and to this end, I’ll often rent some films by “classic” directors, along with all the Harry Potters and LOTRs. This week I rented my first Ingmar Bergman film, and chose Fanny and Alexander, since it has the highest rating on Netflix, and of course I chose the 5½-hour TV miniseries, since that was the original version. Now I’m wondering whether or not that was a mistake.
The first three hours were BORING. I mean drop-dead, gouge-your-eyeballs-out extreme tedium on par with the wedding scene from The Deer Hunter (and that only lasted one hour!) I wouldn’t have even bothered putting in disc 2 until that bishop guy’s marriage proposal to Emilie…with unique conditions…when I thought, “Hey, this might actually get interesting.” And it did, to a point. In the second half, I loved the gothic-horror imagery and the whole “evil stepfather” plot. But even so, there were many intense scenes that were ruined by just going on FAR too long, or cutting to some pointless, completely unrelated scene like the Jewish guy reading from the Talmud for ten minutes, or an argument between two people that had absolutely nothing to do with the story.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have anything against the occasional bit of artistic self-indulgence, especially when it’s done with flair. But this celluloid monstrosity was bloated beyond compare, and I can’t imagine the 3-hour “edited down” version to be any better…there was about 80 minutes of really good story, padded with four bleeding hours of nonsense. So I’m wondering…should I continue exploring this guy’s work? I’ve got The Seventh Seal and Through a Glass Darkly in my Netflix queue, but if they’re anywhere close to this exercise in cinematic masturbation, I’d rather pass.
I know there’s some Bergman fans out there…what should I do?